December 24, 2010

Fri Funny -19 Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

(I do not own these, not even sure where I got them. I will credit if you contact me and can prove ownership. Also. I won't be able to post again til  12/28. Thanks for reading.)
  1. At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passinbg cars. See if they slow down.
  2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
  3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
  5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
  6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
  7. Finish all of your sentences with "in accordance with the Prophecy".
  8. Don't use any punctuation.
  9. As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
  10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
  11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
  12. Sing along at the opera.
  13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
  14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
  15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
  16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
  17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won!".
  18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "tun for your lives, they're loose!".
  19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".

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